Perfect Poached Eggs

This might be a big claim to make considering cafe vue and cummulus are making 65/65 eggs (not that I know what that is like, because I'm always missing out on the breakfast menu). But I reckon I've got it down pat.

See how the egg white just peels off the yolk?  Leaving behind *perfect* yolks still in their sacks ready to be popped and have the yolk flow all over the toast. This sea of yolk gets soaked up by the toast and when you eat it the toast is still crunchy but its full of the awesome flavours of the yolk. So creamy and buttery. There you go perfect nom nom nom

Best Poached Eggs

 Booyah!